I was parkin in the park
it was startin to get dark
so i thought i'd come and see you
so i jumped into reverse
and i drove over a bump
and i spilled my tea all over me
(that's why they say don't drink and drive)
you were standing on your step
and i stepped right up and kissed you
and you said "you'll never guess"
i said "what" you said "this is a dream"
if you feel
what you feel
then it's real
and the needles' in the groove
and the plough is in its furrow
and the geese are on the wing
and the toad is in its burrow
and the fires' on my back
though my tea is getting cold
and the sugar on the bottom
like an insoluable problem
a sensation like it's over
as we pull over into
a pull over and you pull up your pullover
there's a light on on the dash
and it's saying that you're hot
so i guess we'd better pash
whether you've brushed your teeth or not!
if it's real
then you feel
that it's real
if you feel
that it's real
then it's real
you were walking on the trail
and though i was just a snail
i was tryin to catch you
but my boots filled up with slime
and i fell way, way behind
this shit happens all the time
when you're a snail
oh to be a gentle sailor
understanding all the breezes
like an understated Jesus
with a hankerchief for sneezes
and the cartridges are rolling
rolling rolling on the floor
and an autumn wind is blowing
blowing blowing in the door
demo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQVz5xWpRro&ab_channel=muletonic