Saturday, May 18, 2019

Beelzebub in the bathtub

Jesus sitting in the bath
putting on an ointment
i ask him "is it ok to be
jesus or would you rather
be beelzebub"

he answers (after a while)
better to be Jesus

but beelzebub has his merits
he runs a tighter shop than me
his profits are higher
he has a better earnings to price ratio
his hires more staff

Jesus trails off
"what ointment is that?" i ask
oh it's just some lube
he says

and after that we became lovers for the rest of all time (actually not that long!)